preemptive apology for poor photo quality, but i had to share this gem.

if you want to get in touch with your inner cool attitude, i suggest you try glamour shots. this is a picture of my sister, mary, taken when she was in 6th grade. when she came back from that photo shoot, i tell you: she was a different person. if you cannot afford glamour shots or, more likely, they no longer exist, try crossing your arms and looking over your shoulder. results guaranteed.